boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

Family isn’t always blood. It’s the people in your life who want you in theirs. The ones who accept you for who you are.
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mewstuck:

madoka magica more like madoka TRAGICA

do you think they say "centimetered forward" instead of "inched forward" in places where they use the metric system?
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houshou:

when all ur friends r dating but u and ur just like:

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13tilidie:

Tim Burton presents Tim Burton’s Burton: The Tim Burton Story, a film by Tim Burton.

Starring Johnny Depp as Tim Burton, and Helena Bonham Carter as Johnny Depp.

How rude, I'm a lady! While you're at it would you like to check the lower half as well?
zodiacs w/ sex

thelambdadelta:

aries- gay
taurus - likes anal
gemini - bdsm freak
cancer - vanilla as fuck
leo - dominant
virgo - practicing abstinence
libra - probably a furry
scorpio - S&M by Rihanna
Sagittarius - will try anything
Capricorn - freaky ass bitch
Aquarius - Skeptical but still a slut
Pisces - horny and dtf w/ anyone

layla-miller:

I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE RUDE TO TEACHERS FOR NO REASON

WOW!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PAY ATTENTION!!!! HOW CRUEL!!!!!

WHOA!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO BE IN UNIFORM!!!!!! WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!

OH MAN!!!!!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PUT MY PHONE AWAY!!!!!!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SHE’S YELLING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pukind:

wizord-of-oz:

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did anyone else see terezi and karkat high 5 in the last panel and just revert to 80’s movie mode

I knew what it would be before I even clicked play!! AHAHAHA